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Published for the Fort Bliss/El Paso, Texas Community
August 19, 2004

 

Napoleon Dynamite ends summer movie season with bang

Spc. Dustin Perry
31st AdA Bde. Public Affairs



The summer movie season is winding down and with it came the usual onslaught of action flicks, big-budget thrillers and even a few hilarious comedies. Matt Damon, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Tobey Maguire and Will Ferrell all had big hits. However, in the midst of all the robots, amnesiac hit men, mustachioed newscasters and web slinging, a different kind of leading man set quite a unique landmark: Filmdom has a new reigning nerd, and his name is Napoleon Dynamite.


Newcomer Jon Heder stars as the protagonist in the title role of director Jared Hess’ debut film about a tall, moon boot-wearing geek with thick glasses and a curly red hairdo trying to make it through his high school days in rural Idaho. He lives with his older brother Kip (Aaron Ruell), an equally clueless loser who spends his days chatting with babes on the Internet, and their grandmother, a four-wheeler enthusiast played by Sandy Martin.


After an accident in the sand dunes leaves granny with a broken coccyx, Napoleon and Kip’s uncle Rico (Jon Gries) become their temporary caretaker. Uncle Rico assumes this responsibility the only way he knows how: by showing the boys boring videos of himself throwing footballs past the camera (his team almost won State in 1982) and recruiting Kip to help him sell plastic kitchenware and breast enlargement pills door-to-door.


In between receiving nonstop ridicule and alienation from his classmates, Napoleon spends most of his spare time touting his nunchaku skills, drawing flatulent fantasy creatures, feeding his pet llama Tina scraps of ham, sloppily chugging cranberry juice, testing out a time machine Kip bought online (complete with power crystals) and learning “flippin’ sweet moves” from an ancient hip-hop dance tape he finds at a thrift store.


Rest assured, Napoleon Dynamite does have a plot, minimal as it may be. He befriends Mexican transfer student Pedro (Efren Ramirez) and manages his campaign to run for class president against the token popular girl Summer (played by Hillary Duff’s sister, Haylie). There’s even a love interest for Napoleon named Deb (Tina Majorino), a quirky girl who wears a ponytail on the side of her head and specializes in Glamour Shots photography and making cheap vinyl key chains.


You’ll be too busy, however, watching Heder steal every single scene he’s in while at the same time, destroying all the clichés of how characters like him are supposed to act. After all, any movie nerd can have a pocket protector and fawn over Gillian Anderson, but how many have ever stuffed tater tots in their pocket or tied fishing line to an action figure and dragged it from a moving school bus? Add to that Heder’s throaty, deadpan delivery of lines like “Are you drinking 1 percent milk because you think you’re fat?” and what you end up with is a new cinematic hero for the Star Trek-quoting, comic book-collecting masses.


Hess’ directorial style and dialogue have drawn comparisons to both Wes Anderson’s Rushmore and Todd Solondz’s Welcome to the Dollhouse. But his film has indie cred coming from almost every angle and just enough slapstick (including a hilarious cameo by Diedrich Bader as the instructor of his own brand of martial arts, Rex Kwon Do) to distance itself as an extremely original and entertaining movie.


If you want to see this hidden gem of a movie (and I highly recommend you do) you’d better hurry because it’s likely to be knocked out of theaters soon by the slew of upcoming blockbusters that, most likely, won’t contain any tater tots or llamas.